Funny Quotes!

[ScissorChick]

The thread for funny quotes!

I hope theres not already a thread on these...

Anyways, all BYC rules apply, be friendly, and post any funny quotes or sayings you can think of.

These are some I've found

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Come to the dark side ...
We have cookies that you can throw at people!


Lifes Tough ... Get a Helmet!


Boys fall for me -
Because I trip them.


Don’t follow my footsteps, I run into walls!


I didn’t hit you. I simply high-fived your face...

 

[Chickenrandomness]

"Don't make me threaten you"- my weird brother

no, the dark side has evil crumpets

 

[ScissorChick]

:0

 

[equinehugger3]

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[chickendiva25]

"Any girl can be glamorous, all you need to do is stand there and look stupid."

 

[ScissorChick]

Haha! I love quotes... Chickendiva25, what color is that? It's so pretty!

 

[chickendiva25]

Quote:
Cornflower blue

Its my new favorite color!

 

[ScissorChick]

I think it's mine to!

 

[chickendiva25]

Its very beautiful! And I loooove your avvie, is it a brown leghorn, because that is what I have. I'm going to call my brown leghorn cockeral Adam. If your wondering why, brown leghorns look like they are wearing eyeliner!

Like Adam lambert.

 

[ScissorChick]

Haha actually it's a mutt. Some kind of game breed Adam is a good name!

They do look like they're wearing some heavy eyeliner! Haha