Funny story- Large families should not ever cook.

eenie114

Completly Hopeless
10 Years
Dec 6, 2009
12,005
45
341
Southwestern Washington State
Cookie baking should not be this much of a multi-step process.


"Can I help make cookies?"
"No, I want it to get done quickly this time. Maybe next time."

Next sibling comes into the kitchen. "Can I help make cookies?
"Not this time, I need this to be done quickly and it will take too long if other people are helping. Maybe next time."

Next sibling comes into the kitchen.
"Can I-"
"Didn't you just hear my answer to Lumpy and Bunji?"
"Yes, but I thought maybe you would let *me* help, 'cause I'm bigger."
Yeah, by eight months. "No."

Then, the cookies come out of the oven.
"Can I have a cookie?"
"No, they're for after lunch."

"Can I have a cookie?"
"After lunch."

Bunji comes into the kitchen. "Can *I* have a cookie?"
"Why would I say yes to you when I just said no to Joshua and Mazie?"
"...I dunno."

Rinse, repeat! Rinse, repeat! If only I could write this off as deja vu.
 
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KristyHall

Crowing
8 Years
Jan 27, 2011
5,047
186
288
North Alabama
Cookie baking should not be this much of a multi-step process.


"Can I help make cookies?"
"No, I want it to get done quickly this time. Maybe next time."

Next sibling comes into the kitchen. "Can I help make cookies?
"Not this time, I need this to be done quickly and it will take too long if other people are helping. Maybe next time."

Next sibling comes into the kitchen.
"Can I-"
"Didn't you just hear my answer to Lumpy and Bunji?"
"Yes, but I thought maybe you would let *me* help, 'cause I'm bigger."
Yeah, by eight months. "No."

Then, the cookies come out of the oven.
"Can I have a cookie?"
"No, they're for after lunch."

"Can I have a cookie?"
"After lunch."

Bunji comes into the kitchen. "Can *I* have a cookie?"
"Why would I say yes to you when I just said no to Joshua and Mazie?"
"...I dunno."

Rinse, repeat! Rinse, repeat! If only I could write this off as deja vu.
Oh that is so funny!
 

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