Funny text between husband and I....

[mhwc56]

you'll are funny.
my DH just says...I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT! They are ALLLL YOUR business......LOL

 

[Darklingstorm]

Our went
me: going to go to feed store to get some chickens
DH: ok
me: want to go
DH: sure
me: Great, look they are so cute. 10 chicks only.
DH: ooh look ducks!

10 chicks and 2 ducklings later....

DH: I need to go to Lowe's and get some stuff to build YOUR chicken coop.
me: lets go
DH: I need a table saw, sander, ooh we need to get the smoker attachment for my grill, nothing like smoked chicken.

I almost forgot we need a chainsaw too, you know for all those trees growing in the fence.
me: um don't we need wood
DH: of course but I have to design the coop first

 

[h8snags]

Y'all are making my day! Too funny!

It's taking everything I've got to not go to the feed store! I KNOW what will happen!

 

[Theapplechicks]

They got us Sat! Went for feed and came home w/ 6 new babies! Hubby says, how many you get? 6, SIX? well that's the min. I could have gotten all 12.

Have to go to replace one of the babies that died last night. (they said they would replace her) but it will be hard to bring home just the one! LOL!

 

[ChickensXOXO]

 

[TriciaHowe]

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[A.T. Hagan]

Me: OK, I've pre-arranged for the birds I want to bring home from the show. Don't let me buy anything else. OK?

Wife: OK. The feed bill is killing us anyway.

At the show...

Wife: Oh, look! That lady there has Maran chicks? Aren't they the ones who lay those really dark brown eggs?

Me (warily): Uh, yeah, they do. But I've already arranged for the birds that we're going to pick up.

Wife (after chatting with Marans lady): She says they are only $8.00 each. Why don't we get some?

Me: Yes, dear. How many do you want?

(Based on a true story. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.)

 

[amynbrent]

Well I did good. I lost a little grey silkie to a woman ahead of me in line . Long story short, I dont know much about chicks, this is our first year with them. My friend who lives in the city next to a police station of all things is raising and hatching chicks in her garage and hiding them. Once they crow if they are roosters she finds homes for them. She loves Silkies so she said every once in awhile the feed stores get some mixed in. She sent me pics and said if I ever find grey or tan/brown to get them she didnt care how many or the cost cuz those are hard to get. I'm in line getting my 6....yes I was good and only got six bringing me now up to 30... I saw this strange little grey one mixed in with the other bantams. I grabbed a book and my phone to look at the pics and sure enough it was one. I was third in line and I didnt want to show my excitment and the lady in front of me turned around and saw the book I was holding and said how she loves silkies etc. and what happens the guy behind me said "there's one right there" I said "I was really planning on getting that little guy" and she said "she is first etc. and got him.

I'm going to have to stay out of TSC because of the babies and beacuse of all their chicken/rooster stuff....wall signs, yard stuff, I'm going to go broke!

 

[cbrown86]

Today went like this for me... (conversation on the phone, then at home.)

Me: I'm stopping at Atwoods to get some dog food.
Him: Ok, see you in a few.

(30 mins later after getting 2 Polish chicks, I walk through the door at home after my 4 yr old snitched on me...)
Him: Do I hear chirping?
Me: Whhhaaat??? That must be the chicks in the kitchen.

Him: Yeah right, where are they?
Me: Ok, I meant to get only 1 Polish bc you said they were cute. So, I picked one out bc it was being picked on by the other chicks and the sales girl said I could have it free bc they were going to cull it if it didn't get more lively by the end of the day...
Him: Why didn't you get an Americauna so we could have blue eggs?

NOT WHAT I EXPECTED!

 

[dipence71]

A.T. Hagan :

Me: OK, I've pre-arranged for the birds I want to bring home from the show. Don't let me buy anything else. OK?

Wife: OK. The feed bill is killing us anyway.

At the show...

Wife: Oh, look! That lady there has Maran chicks? Aren't they the ones who lay those really dark brown eggs?

Me (warily): Uh, yeah, they do. But I've already arranged for the birds that we're going to pick up.

Wife (after chatting with Marans lady): She says they are only $8.00 each. Why don't we get some?

Me: Yes, dear. How many do you want?

(Based on a true story. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.)