'Mad' is me anthropomorphizing chickens, because hey, that's what us crazy folks do. In reality, chickens simply HATE change.. you change something drastic, they stop laying. Changing their routine from nibbling yummy grass and hiding under the shed to being fenced into a dirt pit... would make for some upset chickens
They got over it, they enjoy the change of amenities.
LOVE the chicken poop bingo. That's hilarious.
Our dogs are frankly unwanted...
Not long after my fiance moved in, he realized his ex-wife had stopped feeding their dogs (she said they stopped eating). So I got a beagle and a havanese, both skinny as could be. He had always assumed the havanese to be fixed, as she had what looked to be a scar on her belly (she had been found as a stray). Needless to say, half a year later I had a litter of 5 pups in my living room
One pup didn't make it, died at one day old. One got rehomed. The other three we tried and tried but could not rehome. Dad dog had become extremely food aggressive from the previous neglect and ended up biting my step-son (our own fault, NEVER let a kid touch a dogs' food). We chose to have the dog put down, rather than the city put him in rabies quarantine for 3 months and send the bill. Mom and remaining three boys lived in the backyard for two years. I finally found a havanese rescue willing to take the mom and one of the pups that looked 90% havanese......
End result. I have two inbred beagle looking dogs living in a section of the yard. They're pretty much unsocialized, one has food aggression too (we think it may actually have been a genetic thing).... they won't walk on a leash, freak out every time you come near them, have zero training..... Yeah. One of them is pretty sweet, the other isn't... I tried to get my fiance to put that mean thing down, and let the other one live inside, but he doesn't want to. It's sad, they're both beat up looking from fighting (food aggro dog starts fights..
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Our home is 800 sqft, I have two kids sharing a bedroom... pretty much, there is simply no room for dogs to live inside. Heck, my cats have moved out when I went from zero kids to having two. They only come in for food and if it's cold/wet.
Wow, that was a long story about nothing. Back to the Oz show, his stories are way more entertaining