Getting the flock out of here - a diary of a crazy chicken man

[scottcaddy]

Our girl got to decide what she will wear today. She chose to be a princess. She is recycling one of her flower girl outfits


Maybe I am just a biased parent, but I think she is such a pretty thing

My Dear Oz, I will agree with you in that she is quite the looker! Does your wife still have access to a 50 cal. as well as a shotgun?
Scott

 

[ozexpat]

Yup, you're in trouble Oz. She's a lovely girl. Love her smile

her smile is amazing. she was such an ugly baby when we got her. she was malnourished with really thin hair that stood straight up.


Being hungry as an infant is something your instincts never forget.

as she has aged, her smile just kept getting bigger. she has a great heart and an amazing imagination

her 5th birthday is at the end of May. She is havine an Ariel Under the Sea pool party

 

[ozexpat]

My Dear Oz, I will agree with you in that she is quite the looker! Does your wife still have access to a 50 cal. as well as a shotgun?
Scott

the boss wants me to have a a display of voodoo dolls in the receiving room, then ask suitors for a lock of hair as they leave for the dae

 

[Leftcoastnative]

Ok, I gotta drop out of "lurkland" tell a story..........

My brother had the neatest "trick" he would do every time a kid would come over to pick up his daughter when she went out on a date (those high school days). The poor kid would arrive, knock on the door, then be invited in to wait for my brother's daughter to finish "dressing' for her date.
When he came inside, the whole entire house stunk (?stank?) of gun oil because my brother would be sitting in his big "daddy chair" cleaning his hunting rifle, or whatever firearm was handy at the time. THATS what the poor kid walked into.
My brother had more fun with that.............

 

[ozexpat]

Ok, I gotta drop out of "lurkland" tell a story..........

My brother had the neatest "trick" he would do every time a kid would come over to pick up his daughter when she went out on a date (those high school days). The poor kid would arrive, knock on the door, then be invited in to wait for my brother's daughter to finish "dressing' for her date.
When he came inside, the whole entire house stunk (?stank?) of gun oil because my brother would be sitting in his big "daddy chair" cleaning his hunting rifle, or whatever firearm was handy at the time. THATS what the poor kid walked into.
My brother had more fun with that.............

my wife originally suggested an UZI but now wants a SIG with a solencer. a dangerous woman

 

[Leftcoastnative]

Serious weaponry........
However - for some crazy reason - they don't pack the "intimidation power" of one of those old 8 or 9 pound 12 gauge blunderbusses of years gone by.
That is, if weeding out the "faint of heart" by intimidation is your wife's priority.

 

[ozexpat]

travel update

leaving thursday.

stuff came up

 

[ozexpat]

Serious weaponry........
However - for some crazy reason - they don't pack the "intimidation power" of one of those old 8 or 9 pound 12 gauge blunderbusses of years gone by.
That is, if weeding out the "faint of heart" by intimidation is your wife's priority.

but a pump action shotgun is more ladylike

 

[Leftcoastnative]

You're a wise man, Oz.

I would bet that you know that few things on the planet are more formidable or intimidating than all those things out there that are.........."ladylike"......

 

[perchie.girl]

Quote:
Oooh priceless... you have to have a boyfriend cam set up for the expression.....

deb