BYC Newbie Answers by Kevin (I don't know the answers, but you are FREAKING AWESOME at knowing how everything works. Great idea, find a way to use your gifts anyway.)
I don't know any moderators, but I know YOU by Golly. If they are judging people based on post numbers, they are soon going to be hobnogging with 12 year-olds who've posted 10000 times or more. They don't know a thing about keeping birds by themselves, and not much about computers, but they've figured out how to post a lot. I'm sure they'll be excited then.
In the meantime, I'm a newbie by time. I've only been here like 6 weeks, but I'm a regular with Hatch Day is today, and with my post numbers and the GFM, I look more impressive than I am.
I think it would be a funnier picture to see how many USEFULL posts somebody has offered. It takes a lot longer to give a real answer.