Good birdie! Toss him some toast for me, will ya? Its nice to see my Amiga when Im actually awake!
So, seriously, why don't you make the easy bake bator I told you about? Do you have room to hide one? Imagine your folks surprise when you come out with a handfull of ducklings! Ha!
Tell them you must have Cayugas. Lovely black ducks, native to north america and specifically canada area. Not perfect for the north pole, but more cold hardly than anything except your own wild species. If you feed them enough, and give them someplace to sit where they won't freeze to the ground, they'll be happy. I'd think 2 ducks and a dog house with straw would be enough. Just feed them good, so they can keep their body heat up. Or give them a little 15 watt bulb at night, and shut the dog house door.