TheGreatChickening
Songster
- Jun 28, 2022
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My name is Kung Pao and today is Day 13 of captivity. It is my belief we are being tortured. For three days we were not allowed to sleep and were nearly drowned if we had the audacity to lay down. We were returned cold and damp to our quarters – a miserable and exhausting experience. Taquito’s traumatic ordeal today has shown us we may shortly be deprived of food. If anyone else is robbed of eating, we surely will know the intentions of the Gods/Monsters.
Fried continues to be the stupidest and most obnoxious of everyone in here. She has learned to fly and has now begun flying to the top of Unflappable Mother and perching like a hawk on Unflappable Mother’s stiff grey wings. This, of course, scares everyone else and we all run for cover before we realize it’s just Fried being Fried and not a predator. We have enough to worry about without Fried’s ridiculous antics. The Gods and Monsters are back.
At o-ninehundred, a round, red object, which we are calling Monster, was placed inside of our enclosure. We do not know what is in it.
At o-nine-thirty we sent Rotisserie to scout the Monster. She pretended to peck around it and briefly stuck her face near it before scuttling back to Unflappable Mother. Rotisserie was entirely unhelpful in appraising us of the situation. She said it smells like the buffet, but seemed damp. What fresh hell is this?
At ten hundred, Taquito was nibbling at the buffet when one of the Gods/Monsters reached in, grabbed her up, and stuck her face in the Monster. She hasn’t spoken since. We are leaving her to recover under Unflappable Mother for the time being. Of course, Fried continues to claim to be Hawk of the Mountain, exacerbating the tenuous situation further. We have told her to knock it off, but she ignores our pleas. Some of us are suspicious that she is working with the GMs.
Ten-thirty. After a brief reprieve, Fried was up to her hawk-antics again. Spicy freaked out and ran - very nearly into the Monster. Thankfully, she flapped her wings in the nick of time and was able to leap over it, narrowly avoiding whatever injury was intended by the GMs.
Eleven-hundred. Empanada came up with a brilliant plan which she, Rotisserie, and Spicy executed with perfection. Each gathered around the Monster, turned her back, and kicked up the flooring. The Monster was covered at last! Whatever cruel onslaught was intended by the GMs has been avoided.
For now.
We remain ever vigilant.
Fried continues to be the stupidest and most obnoxious of everyone in here. She has learned to fly and has now begun flying to the top of Unflappable Mother and perching like a hawk on Unflappable Mother’s stiff grey wings. This, of course, scares everyone else and we all run for cover before we realize it’s just Fried being Fried and not a predator. We have enough to worry about without Fried’s ridiculous antics. The Gods and Monsters are back.
At o-ninehundred, a round, red object, which we are calling Monster, was placed inside of our enclosure. We do not know what is in it.
At o-nine-thirty we sent Rotisserie to scout the Monster. She pretended to peck around it and briefly stuck her face near it before scuttling back to Unflappable Mother. Rotisserie was entirely unhelpful in appraising us of the situation. She said it smells like the buffet, but seemed damp. What fresh hell is this?
At ten hundred, Taquito was nibbling at the buffet when one of the Gods/Monsters reached in, grabbed her up, and stuck her face in the Monster. She hasn’t spoken since. We are leaving her to recover under Unflappable Mother for the time being. Of course, Fried continues to claim to be Hawk of the Mountain, exacerbating the tenuous situation further. We have told her to knock it off, but she ignores our pleas. Some of us are suspicious that she is working with the GMs.
Ten-thirty. After a brief reprieve, Fried was up to her hawk-antics again. Spicy freaked out and ran - very nearly into the Monster. Thankfully, she flapped her wings in the nick of time and was able to leap over it, narrowly avoiding whatever injury was intended by the GMs.
Eleven-hundred. Empanada came up with a brilliant plan which she, Rotisserie, and Spicy executed with perfection. Each gathered around the Monster, turned her back, and kicked up the flooring. The Monster was covered at last! Whatever cruel onslaught was intended by the GMs has been avoided.
For now.
We remain ever vigilant.
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