Godzilla Ate Tukwila!!

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  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

    Dec 25, 2007
    Chaparral, New Mexico
    I was reminded of this song in my Time Bandit Chat Room,, so I found the lyrics,, it's so cute, it's from 1980.

    Godzilla Ate Tukwila!

    Well I saw Godzilla
    Eating up Tukwila
    Then he went down and ate Renton for dessert
    He couldn't stand the aroma
    Of the north side of Tacoma
    So he gobbled up Puyallup with a burp
    Now some folks saw him hurrying
    down the south side of Burien
    they all yelled out "oh no!"
    He wandered into Sea-Tac
    and ordered himself a Big Mac
    and said "better make that an an Ellensburger to go."
    'Course he took a big bite of Bothell
    and said "ugh, that tastes awful"
    so then he went and ate north Enumclaw
    He drank up Lake Chelan
    and then he piddled on Spokane
    and fertilized half of Yakima
    it was a real pity
    what he did at Tri-Cities
    People from Walla Walla got scared too
    Down at Longacres I saw him comin'
    at 10:1 I started runnin'
    Why, I even ran right by Seattle Slew
    Now he chewed up Wenatchee
    and that made his throat scratchy
    People from North Bend said
    "golly, that's scary"
    He marched clear around
    the edge of Puget Sound
    and sank the Mukilteo Ferry.
    He ate up Bellingham
    He left Mount Vernon burnin'
    He was workin' his way on down south
    And I told him "don't put Lynnnwood in your tummy
    you overgrown dummy,
    that place'll stick to the roof of your mouth."
    I guess you know he ate up Tonasket
    and he put Omak in a basket
    and he marched on back across the Cascade Ridge
    He says "I think I'll just ramble
    up there to Port Gamble
    then I can sink half the Hood Canal bridge."
    You know they found Godzilla asleep
    out here on the golf course
    they called out the Army, the Navy and the Air Force
    he says "well, we'll zap his backside
    with plutonium and uranium"
    that made him mad and he ate the domed stadium
    He chewed up Chehalis
    and Kelso and Centralia
    Auburn and Kent was on his route
    He ate up Bellevue and Kirkland and Monroe
    He tasted Everett and he spit it out
    Yeah, I saw Godzilla
    eat up Tukwila
    This time he tried Ballard for dessert
    I could hear him say, as he wandered out of sight
    he said "hiccup! burp! Hey, Dixie! This state's all right!"
  2. Never seen that before. I lived in Washington most of my life with 27 years of it in North Bend.
  3. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

    Dec 25, 2007
    Chaparral, New Mexico
    It came out in 1980,, it upstaged by a large mountain,,,,,

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