Good Ole Boy's Of "KANSAS"

[Fat Daddy]

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Man Daren, that describes everyone I know!! Bill

 

[mikeksfarmer]

Hey it describes me too. I let a hen hatch a bunch of chickens I dont want but thought someone else would. I can personally relate to at least 10 of those statements. The difference is I know that denial is not just a river in Egypt! I think most of us do in most cases. I think the next list I print will be; you know your a candidate for PETA when you:.... I do welcome suggestions from those of you who have some thing to prove! Or we can toss a few back and have some fun.
Again as always its a process of thought; If you cant look at yourself you have issues. If you cant laugh you need to drink! If you cant evaluate your own morals then why are you lieing to fit in? Just think,and if you have the compassion to do good you will succeed! Now lets start a brother on sister breeding project! Lets compete to see who can reduce the fertility to the lowest. Daren you dont count we know how your incubator works!

Be dude!

 

[KansasBoy]

My incubator (Daren's old styrobator) is working smoother now too, moved the thermo closer to the heat source (light bulb) and adjusted it a bit... It still fluctuates a tiny bit but it's 100% within wanted parameters!!!!

Ya know mike that's how a lot of the worlds captive tigers are white? Inbreeding reduces them to white... No wonder there's so many attacks on stupid owners each year! lol

 

[mikeksfarmer]

Well today I was out weeding the onions. Dogonit my garden looks pretty good despite the recent weed invasion. Squash tomorrow Cucks this coming week. Well any way weeding; I’ll be dagnabit if that pesky fox didn’t make a run on my mama hen and chicks. Must have been a funny site; a fat man running across the yard yelling at a fox. I think I can say it paid off he got no one. But the process has me in mind of a new line for "you’re a red neck if you.... " In this case think you can herd chickens in a panic! A mama hen and her chicks. For that matter this goes beside “You think you’re smarter than a raccoon!” Well I have deployed the bottle rocket launcher and I hope that will deter until I can get that stupid hen in her cage.
Be Dude!

 

[KansasBoy]

Well looks like we're movin guys... I've had it with my POS landlord! We might be headed to Seneca for a bit and then back around the area hopefully!

Unless anyone knows of a good low-cost country rental!?!?

 

[FuzzyButtBetty]

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Good luck on your hatch Darin.
Bill

 

[mikeksfarmer]

I cant believe were going to loose Kansas Boy. Guys we have to find him a place to rent. I know there is one in Edwardsville by Bonner just below the boyscout camp. The witch woman lived there and she had chickens. Garden already in place.
I have another new entry for "you know your a redneck".. If you think the fly you just swatted on the wall will clean up better after it dries!
Ok Daren I will bite I want to know when the first pippen is!
Welcome Fuzzy butt Betty!

 

[KansasBoy]

Thanks Mike, well we moved the chickens to Seneca last night, brooders, chicks, and incubator tonight! We'll be staying in the in-law double wide they used for an office for years... Hopefully we can work out a payment for it and move it back down here to some land very soon! Until then I'll still commute for swaps... And hopefully sometime in June to help with Daren's pond cunstruction still! Good news is now that I'm out on the farm I'm thinking about growing myself thanksgiving supper! Maybe I can get me one to follow me around and help call in shooters this fall!

Ohh, and Daren... It's definitely time for homers, then we can release eachother's now

 

[OzawkieBantams]

Well looks like I have really screwed up. I managed to blow out the tips of both of my pinkies last night splitting fire wood. Spent 6 hours in the ER. Thhey didnt even give me any pain meds, and let me tell you thos is the worst pain I have ever felt in my life. Now i am trying to figure out how to feed and water my birds now,so if there is a willing party wanting to help me out for a day or two I would be in your debt for ever.

Daren

 

[ByN8ureHomstead]

Helped Daren today and found out there are 3 Kansas threads. Why am I always the last to be told. This explains why I have not seen mikeksfarmer online for a long time.