My goose isn't laying yet either. I sure hope it doesn't turn out that I have two boys...
But if it does, I guess 'poult' and I could always swap out a bird to make two happy couples !!!
Gus ran up behind my gf today, bit her on her leg, and, well...basically just gave her a good 'goosing'
I laughed and laughed...OMG, I just couldn't help myself. I mean, in my defense, you try to picture a 40-somethingish woman who has raised two grown boys, is sturdily built, and used to drive a school bus full of screaming, hormonal pre-teen children back and forth to school everyday and is now a licensed Psych. Tech. working in a maximum security forenesic hospital for the criminally insane...imagine her run,skip,jumping across the yard, waving her hands behind her while screaming like a school girl, "No Gus!!! No!" "Bad boy Gus! Don't bite mommy,
that's not nice!!!" Picture that taking place at your house and I'll bet you'll see what I mean. You just
can't not laugh !!! 
It would be criminal
not to!
Anyway, do I need to provide a nest or something for them to lay their eggs in? I put a really deep covering of pine shavings on the floor of their Master Suite that they stay in at
night, but what if she gets the urge to lay in the middle of the afternoon and the Hospitality Staff haven't cleaned their Suite yet...Will she just lay them 'wherever', or should I put
out another layer of pine shavings in the area where they free-range during the day? And how would they know that the shavings were put there for them to use for that purpose? It's
not like I can put up a sign there that says "Please help yourself to some pregnancy pine shavings, hint, hint...lol !!!" (at least not until next year when I will already have taught them to
read

!!!).
Goodnight !!!
-kim-