Granny's gone and done it again

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Granny and Tom

 

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[ChickenLady2014]

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-syle house: "Talking Dog For Sale. He rings
the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever
sitting there.

"You ald?" he asks. "Yep", the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So,
what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no
time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping."

"I was one of the most valuable spies for eight years running. But the
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger,
so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening
in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog. "Ten Dollars", the guy says.

"Ten Dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

 

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[ChickenLady2014]

Granny and Tom

 

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"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.
We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for,
protected, and handed on to them to do the same." Ronald Reagan
May you be flooded with all of the Lord's richest blessings,-including peace, joy, love, safety

 

[ChickenLady2014]

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.
We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for,
protected, and handed on to them to do the same." Ronald Reagan
May you be flooded with all of the Lord's richest blessings,-including peace, joy, love, safety

 

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Sorry but my cousin has been busy again.