Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

Tonight
Clear, with a low around -24. Wind chill values as low as -40. West wind around 8 mph.
Tuesday
Sunny and cold, with a high near -4. Wind chill values as low as -40. West wind 6 to 13 mph, with gusts as high as 18 mph.

this weather might cut down on the gift returners

 

[Granny Hatchet]

why no nap ? That is freezing !

 

[Granny Hatchet]

LOL most people do that at least once a day.

Glad Im not most people .
Not the first time I have chewed my tongue.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

why no nap ? That is freezing !

brother and trying to get the xbox one up and running and OMG the downloads and updates required for something straight from the store. And other's calling to talk to their family members staying here. Think it's going to be an early night.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

so you got a new system for Christmas ?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

so you got a new system for Christmas ?

yes my 2 brother's went in together and got me one.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

yes my 2 brother's went in together and got me one.

hahaa thats sweet

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

SWINE FLU ALLERT


If you wake up looking like this

DON'T GO TO WORK!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:





"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Then they kick him in the ice hole."

You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

hahaaa I am over here reading like No way they can did a hole in ice !