Granny's gone and done it again

was leaving today almost made it to the car and noticed Tom had something on his butt. Looked like poop. probably chocolate . Not a soul around , I mean you could hear the birds farting. So I tell him to bring me a wipe and I am standing outside scrubbing this spot (on his back pocket) and not getting anwhere so I shove my hand down his pants to get a better scrubbing surface , I am bent ove ,one hand down his pants, the other hand going to town scrubbing and ya.. BEEP BEEP , Howdy neighbor ! :frow I just wanted to die. He was in one of those golf carts is why I didnt hear him.
 
was leaving today almost made it to the car and noticed Tom had something on his butt. Looked like poop. probably chocolate . Not a soul around , I mean you could hear the birds farting. So I tell him to bring me a wipe and I am standing outside scrubbing this spot (on his back pocket) and not getting anwhere so I shove my hand down his pants to get a better scrubbing surface , I am bent ove ,one hand down his pants, the other hand going to town scrubbing and ya.. BEEP BEEP , Howdy neighbor ! :frow I just wanted to die. He was in one of those golf carts is why I didnt hear him.
You just love giving everyone a peep show :gig
 
So what's the coops name.
A little bad news hubby's liver count elevated, makes no sense they say the report came from hospital, but they no one told us so they are going to check again
Still up in the air about it.

Maybe they got the wrong guy? That’s happened before.
was leaving today almost made it to the car and noticed Tom had something on his butt. Looked like poop. probably chocolate . Not a soul around , I mean you could hear the birds farting. So I tell him to bring me a wipe and I am standing outside scrubbing this spot (on his back pocket) and not getting anwhere so I shove my hand down his pants to get a better scrubbing surface , I am bent ove ,one hand down his pants, the other hand going to town scrubbing and ya.. BEEP BEEP , Howdy neighbor ! :frow I just wanted to die. He was in one of those golf carts is why I didnt hear him.
:lau
 
was leaving today almost made it to the car and noticed Tom had something on his butt. Looked like poop. probably chocolate . Not a soul around , I mean you could hear the birds farting. So I tell him to bring me a wipe and I am standing outside scrubbing this spot (on his back pocket) and not getting anwhere so I shove my hand down his pants to get a better scrubbing surface , I am bent ove ,one hand down his pants, the other hand going to town scrubbing and ya.. BEEP BEEP , Howdy neighbor ! :frow I just wanted to die. He was in one of those golf carts is why I didnt hear him.
:lauthat's it you know what you've done
 

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