Granny's gone and done it again

[MrsMistyReal]

 

[MrsMistyReal]

Advice from A Wise Old Woman
-Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
-Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
-Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
-A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
-Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
-Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
-Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
-Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
-It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
-You cannot unsay a cruel word.
-Every path has a few puddles.
-When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
-The best sermons are lived, not preached.
-Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
-Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
-Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
-Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.
-Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
-Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
-The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
-Always drink upstream from the herd.
-Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
-Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
-If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
-Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
-Most times, it comes down to common sense.

Awesome well put, well said, would love to put this on my phone.

 

[AlleysChicks]

Good morning grannyland! I added more eggs to the bator this morning oops lol

Granny got chicks yet??

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Mornings, I should have chicks by now. I am just up and working on coffee

 

[Granny Hatchet]

LOL I cant just jump up and go check . The older you get the slower I think. First I need reminding ( Ally) that theres probably chicks out there. Then I gotta discuss what to do with them , where to put them ect.. Then morning constitutions and maybe breakfast . Next thing you know its noon and you start looking for socks . Finally find them then wonder why you were looking for them. You cant remember but assume your feet must be cold. So lunch fixing then time to go feed the chickens OH LOOK ! Theres a baby chick ! Wonder where that came from ?

 

[AlleysChicks]

LOL I cant just jump up and go check . The older you get the slower I think. First I need reminding ( Ally) that theres probably chicks out there. Then I gotta discuss what to do with them , where to put them ect.. Then morning constitutions and maybe breakfast . Next thing you know its noon and you start looking for socks . Finally find them then wonder why you were looking for them. You cant remember but assume your feet must be cold. So lunch fixing then time to go feed the chickens OH LOOK ! Theres a baby chick ! Wonder where that came from ?

coffee first lol that’s why I make lists. Keeps me on track. Otherwise I’m all over the place lol

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Its snowing. Indiana just cant make its mind up what it wants to do

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

good morning

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Its snowing. Indiana just cant make its mind up what it wants to do

at least you had some nice warmish days lately

It trying to snow here but not supposed to really hit until late tonight.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

at least you had some nice warmish days lately

It trying to snow here but not supposed to really hit until late tonight.

supposed to be 71 in a couple days. LOL