The sheer incompetence is staggering.
Mortgage idiots called hubs. (When they've been told to contact me in cases of whiskeys and or tangos.)
Oh we can't get employment verification from your wife's work in Canada, and we haven't heard back from your landlord for rent verification.
So I call my work in Canada. Spoke with my lovely lady there. Nope nobody has contacted them. So I gave her the contact number to call the company. Landlord also emailed me back - was also confused about my last name. "Is your last name x or y?" Well, x is my maiden name. It is y now. He also left mortgage lady a message.
Blood and ashes. Blood and bloody ashes get your poop together!!!
Easily fixable problems. You got this prostar.