Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

Sorry you are hurting Granny. I just took my Mobic so hoping it helps my knee.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I went out to take slop to the chickens and let them into their runs. It was terrifying! The trees are all swaying this way and back, could snap off at any moment! Hubby is nearly done with one tree. I begged him to come in, a tree could fall on him. He just said Sh*t happens.

 

[MrsMistyReal]

This Blew My Mind
February 18, 2016 ·


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart

Dear Mrs. Woolf,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children
obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.' One of the Staff passed out.

How do they know

 

[MrsMistyReal]

There are at least 4 trees down, that we can see from the house.View attachment 1280833 View attachment 1280834
If i had not parked my truck near the garage to unload last night, it would have been hit by that tree that fell where i generally park it!

Oh dear I'm glad you're alright & so are your babies.

 

[MrsMistyReal]

I went out to take slop to the chickens and let them into their runs. It was terrifying! The trees are all swaying this way and back, could snap off at any moment! Hubby is nearly done with one tree. I begged him to come in, a tree could fall on him. He just said Sh*t happens.

Hubby's are stubborn & stupid at times which I know you know that but we love them

 

[MrsMistyReal]

My son got me one kind of like the second one.

Aww how sweet I told hubby I want 1, he said in time

 

[CapricornFarm]

I cleaned the incubator and now its up and running! Those quail eggs i ordered are the biggest ones i have ever seen!

 

[MrsMistyReal]

I cleaned the incubator and now its up and running! Those quail eggs i ordered are the biggest ones i have ever seen!

You got the bator cool, so now you'll have quail. Are you going to make quail pens?

 

[MrsMistyReal]

I guess I scared everyone away I'm a great watch dog

 

[campingshaws]

I really need to do it. I did give up soda. It gets so boring dinking water. I am drinking green tea but it also has sugar, not as much as soda. I get headaches from aspartame. Ugh.

I hate the way our water tastes. I use lemon juice, mios, and crystal light. There’s a “great value” water enhancer that I like much better than mios, it’s “tropical” flavor and tastes like a snow cone. I also get the crystal light with caffeine- peach mango. Crystal light has aspartame but mio uses sucralose. And it has ginseng and b vitamins!