Granny's gone and done it again

Once i get this tea in me i am going outside and enjoy the day. Build stuff, plant seeds, feed and water critters. You know, the usual! I found a free place to bring me wood chips, hubby has tons of questions. Tried to pull up the site and he was already outdoors!:rolleyes:
 
whew, thats a lot of breakfast Misty.
Mornings, not even close to enough sleep.I dont have to get up, Can go to bed when I want, why am I only sleeping 4-5 hrs ?

maybe because your not active enough during the day to be physically tired. OR guilty consiounce ?? :idunno
 
twas errand running morning. dropped off 3 payments, did 3 different banks and washed one of the motels comforter's. the dogs love bank day, go ape chit when they see the blue bank bags. TREATS at every bank for them life is wonderful.
 
Testicle Therapy
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Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.


The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.


'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.


'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.


She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?


Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
 
After we pulled the lawn tractor back to the garage with my Mule, we went for a walk by the river. 20180410_133153.jpg
I think the belt drive came off. Had to drag it up backwards, nothing in the front to attach it to. I drove the Mule, DH drove the tractor backwards! The dog supervised.
 

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