Granny's gone and done it again

[MrsMistyReal]

I am going to see about getting my eyelids fixed if insurance covers it. They are droopy and starting to limit my vision.

Hopefully it's covered your eyelids never heard of such of a procedure

 

[MrsMistyReal]

I ate some yogurt and cherry tomatoes. Still hungry.

Mmm you're making me hungry

 

[MrsMistyReal]

New fashion trend! Or i could use my pneumatic stapler...what color duct tape do you suggest?

Neon green or pink

 

[CapricornFarm]

Hopefully it's covered your eyelids never heard of such of a procedure

Plastic surgery.

 

[prostar]

Once I finish this batch of invoices it’s lunchstrocity time

 

[CapricornFarm]

Once I finish this batch of invoices it’s lunchstrocity time

Any morning sickness?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Look what happens when we cut down too many trees.





Global warming is one thing, but look at the photo to see what is happening if we continue to clear our forests. We have to stop cutting down trees! This is getting really serious.

 

[MrsMistyReal]

WORKS for ME

The Saturday Night Joke


The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain so the king and the queen went fishing.

On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."

The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

So the king continued on his way. However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.

Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

So the king hired the donkey.

And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government. The practice is unbroken to this date

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I ate some yogurt and cherry tomatoes. Still hungry.

um maybe some ice cream cake for desert

 

[CapricornFarm]

The dogs just pee on other stuff, tires, bushes, people, boxes, buildings, furniture....