With imitation crab flavor. No idea where they get that!
Our first was from our wedding party as a wedding gift. Lasted 13 years. Next one lasted 3. Next one 13 months, just past warrantee. So POed I refused to get another for about 10 years. Got the last one in 2013. Miracle of miracles it is still working (or was until I typed that, it will probably find out and die just to spite me).
And neither does anyone else at your house.
Army life there must be a lot easier than here!
Nah, they'd take a 24" diameter round, split off one edge and call it done.
Wow, you have a river of milk chocolate!