Granny's gone and done it again

SO a guy walks into a pet store and they have a "singing parot" for sale, Man ask how many songs, shop owner claims 2 that he knows of . Cool how do you make the bird sing. Well hold a lighter under one of his feet and he will sing

prospective buyer, hold lighter under right foot of bird and the bird start's singing "White Christmas' WAY COOL so then he trys the left foot and bird starts out with "Jingle Bells" even better,

Then the guy wonders what would happen if he held the lighter between the birds legs. SO he tried.

Bird starts screaming "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
 

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