Granny's gone and done it again

guess he will listen next time. I made that once.

this is my idiot brother he WONT listen, maybe I should just start giving him a mixer every year for Christmas. This is like the 4th one he has burned up.
 
SO a guy walks into a pet store and they have a "singing parot" for sale, Man ask how many songs, shop owner claims 2 that he knows of . Cool how do you make the bird sing. Well hold a lighter under one of his feet and he will sing

prospective buyer, hold lighter under right foot of bird and the bird start's singing "White Christmas' WAY COOL so then he trys the left foot and bird starts out with "Jingle Bells" even better,

Then the guy wonders what would happen if he held the lighter between the birds legs. SO he tried.

Bird starts screaming "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
 
Ok I paid my taxes. But it says I am still in default. What is all that extra for and why isn’t it In my bill. Was it for last year or what.
Did you pay before the 10th? After that there is a 10% penalty. We never pay online, mail a check only.
 

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