Granny's gone and done it again

[bruceha2000]

Getting old

Sad how many of those ring true.

On the yak front.

Hey 70% is on the positive side for sure! Maybe you should volunteer to help with the fencing, that way he can't say it didn't get done so he can't buy the Yaks.

Mathing at you. 7 days in a week and 4 weeks in a month = 7 x 4 which is 28 days.

Bzzzzzz, back to class Mr. Math
A calendar month is 4.34 weeks so ON AVERAGE a month is 30.38 days.
A lunar month is 29.5 days.

Either way LESS than a month and you can increase your

 

[prostar]

Whee. Friends cluckers are fed and watered. I keep forgetting to bring an egg collection device so she’s going to have a lot of eggs waiting for her. *shrugs* did a groc shop and grabbed me some Starbucks. Phew. Debating going to play in the garden some more.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I got the paperwhites planted and the primroses. Took care of the critters in Turkey Town.

 

[AlleysChicks]

Cap did that woman show for the polish?

 

[AlleysChicks]

Worked outside until almost 4pm. Cleaned the garage out. Whew! It’s less crowded now and the chicken dander is out.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Cap did that woman show for the polish?

Yes, by the time she left it was getting dark!

 

[CapricornFarm]

Granny, did you go get checked?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Im home honey ! What a trip ! Had to go get gas. was pouring rain and my wipers decided they didnt want to work. Robert was doing the gas but I seen a cop go in the store and I followed him. I said, Im having a problem out here sir. He said, whats the problem? I said my wipers are drunk driving. Todays Sunday no one open. He said if anyone pulls you over give them my name. I said thanks and promptly forgot his name. Get to er and they took care of me pretty quick. Dr examined me first and he stuck his cold naked hands right close to my hoo-hoo . I hollered cause his hands was ice cold. Told him to go warm his hands up if he wanted to play finger in danger. Then nurse came in and I knew we werent gonna get along as soon as I asked him to come home with me and he said No. The nerve ! He asked me if I felt safe at home. I said well hell no dont ! Them people want me to do things I dont feel comfortable doing. He asked me what sort of things? I said like cooking, cleaning... Talked about my drunken wipers. He said his dad was a mechanic. I said well maybe he would want to come home w/ me then? He said Ma'am , My father lives way out of your reach. LOL Fine! What do you want then? Why are you in my room? He left. In comes lab. Woman this time. She actually got my arm. first time in 15 yrs. She said, is this your DH ? I said well, yes, yes it is. Robert had had enough guess. He spoke up and said I am her son. Dad is at home. I said alas, tis true. My DH is 81 yrs. She said, Oh You got you a sugar daddy ? Finally, my type of people. I said well, yes I did ! Dr. made 3 trips to my room I am pretty sure he went and warmed his hands up by the smile on his face.
If you havve read this far I guess you want to know what they said ? The spot on my breast IS ringworm and my legs are vasculitis.

 

[bruceha2000]

Where the heck did you get ringworm from?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I havent been breast feeding so I dont have a clue. The kitten maybe ?