Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

chick is still alive . dont know how. It is drinking gatoraid but I dont see it eat or poop.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I think she is still alive.
Hey, granny isn't driving in Oregon.

I get from point A to B . Never had a ticket .

 

[h2oratt]

I get from point A to B . Never had a ticket .

Any near misses?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Any near misses?

2xs. once I had a spin out on bald tires and in the rain. bout pooped myself . No one was around so that was like if a bear poops in the woods and no one is there to smell it did he really poop?

2nd time I was bad. Same car, same bad tires. DDs father was a truck driver and asked me to come pick him up where he had parked his truck. In Atlanta ! I had a bottle of wine and had been driving for 4 hrs. totally lost. it was 90 miles. Ga. cowboy cop pulled me over and told me to blow in his cowboy hat. I inhaled really hard instead of blowing. hahahaa He sniffed his hat, decided I wasnt drunk, (I was very drunk) and escorted me to where I was trying to go. Had me follow him. I was like less then 5 min. away.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I was supposed to go to jail one time too.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

DDs dad rented this little pull behind trailer for us to live in and it was a mess. I took the curtains down and stored them in a closet and put mine up. DD was a tiny baby. Went to bed and then I seen them. Cockroaches crawling all over the ceilings , walls . It was infested. They were falling in the bed. I got up to check on DD and they were in the crib with her. so I gathered her up and called my mom to come get me. The man he rented the place from put a warrant out for my arrest for stealing his curtains ! They were just rags. Police come to get me and DDs dad said ,can I go in her place ? So they took him instead. Cost me $24.00 to bail him out. The next day......

 

[h2oratt]

I just deep cleaned the puppy, dirty little buggers and I only have three.

 

[h2oratt]

DDs dad rented this little pull behind trailer for us to live in and it was a mess. I took the curtains down and stored them in a closet and put mine up. DD was a tiny baby.  Went to bed and then I seen them. Cockroaches crawling all over the ceilings , walls . It was infested. They were falling in the bed. I got up to check on DD and they were in the crib with her. so I gathered her up and called my mom to come get me.  The man he rented the place from put a warrant out for my arrest for stealing his curtains ! They were just rags. Police come to get me and DDs dad said ,can I go in her place ? So they took him instead. Cost me $24.00 to bail him out.    The next day......    

You have got to be kidding me

 

[h2oratt]

2xs. once I had a spin out on bald tires and in the rain. bout pooped myself . No one was around so that was like if a bear poops in the woods and no one is there to smell it did he really poop? 

2nd time I was bad. Same car, same bad tires.  DDs father was a truck driver and asked me to come pick him up where he had parked his truck. In Atlanta ! I had a bottle of wine and had been driving for 4 hrs. totally lost.  it was 90 miles.  Ga. cowboy cop pulled me over and told me to blow in his cowboy hat. I inhaled really hard instead of blowing. hahahaa  He sniffed his hat, decided I wasnt drunk, (I was very drunk) and escorted me to where I was trying to go.  Had me follow him. I was like less then 5 min. away.  

Blow in his cowboy hat? Never heard of that before.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

You have got to be kidding me

nope. his curtains were literally just strips of rags and they were right there in the trailer just not hung up