Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I cant even give mine away

 

[pertnear09]

I’ll be looking into it this weekend. I haven’t stepped foot in there cause I didn’t need temptation. But...six of my first eight were from there. One got hawked at at early age and now, four years later, I still have four. The marans are still doing great, skinny red is still doing well and Sam is...well. She’s Sam!

Can she wiggle her nose?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

In a Brisbane hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent
of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

 

[Granny Hatchet]

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident.

Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.

St Peter said

"I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.

After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven".

"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

"You must be bloody joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple".

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here .....

Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

 

[campingshaws]

man they are getting big fast ! Is that dad there ?

Stepdad.

 

[CapricornFarm]

It is !? I guess I am gonna need to break out the bifocals.
Good idea Pert.

Well it is not a close up. More pictures as I get the other 3 walls on. The unpainted boards are just braces for the back wall until I get the other walls up. I did paint the other wall and more plywood.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Stepdad.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I never had a broody buff.

I had a Buff Orp that was , and she hatched chicks.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

haha what ?

 

[CapricornFarm]

I threw the ball for Mini, and walked up toward the barn. Then I heard a squeaky toy! But Mini doesn't have a squeaky toy. I took it from her.