Granny's gone and done it again

[h2oratt]

I went out and strung fishing wire between the trees on the side of the garden that the deer jumped out on. Surprise!

Won’t that hurt them?

 

[h2oratt]

I went to put my good clothes on and just that fast the angels ate all their babies.

Why were you getting dressed up? Sorry about the babies.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Why were you getting dressed up? Sorry about the babies.

my "good" clothes is my night gown. I just had to go put my sweats back on cause Im cold !

 

[Granny Hatchet]

My satellite bill was $144.00 I am calling tomorrow to cancel the protection package $10.00 and I guess Toms sport channel $12.00 I hate to do that to him. Robert said he wont even notice. He has forgot how to use the remote. I think thats mean.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Won’t that hurt them?

they are destroying all her fruit. I think its a good idea.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Won’t that hurt them?

Sorry, not wire, monofilament. It will break if impacted but they don't like it.

 

[h2oratt]

My satellite bill was $144.00 I am calling tomorrow to cancel the protection package $10.00 and I guess Toms sport channel $12.00 I hate to do that to him. Robert said he wont even notice. He has forgot how to use the remote. I think thats mean.

Can’t you just get WiFi and watch tv off that? That’s what we do.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Can’t you just get WiFi and watch tv off that? That’s what we do.

Tom would be lost with a computer. I dont know how to do any of that stuff.
I was over on a different thread so I could see a picture of Windy. LOL

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hows your dizzyness H2o?

 

[pertnear09]

CALLAHAN COUNTY VISITOR'S ALERT!!!

FYI: For anyone wanting to visit Callahan County! We're doing OK here right now with COVID cases. We watch in horror as the rest of the country spikes and wonder how long before it makes its way here.
So if you plan on vacationing at our rivers, lakes or on our prairies this summer, I think you should know that red ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to a wetter than usual spring.

Mountain lions have eaten all domesticated animals and some smaller people.

The poison oak has overtaken all other vegetation.

We have had bear sightings at every park and town.

We have Bigfoots INVADING OUR PARKS.

Porcupines "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the forest.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs.
Murder hornets!?! We’ve got SHITLOADS of murder hornets.

And I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners have released them into the streets of our towns.

Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.

So stay where you are, in your own province, state or county where it's safe!

Seriously, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE...