So, as I was saying, they drug me out of the house with only one cup of coffee this am. I went to versailles for some cash then KY. for my smokes then breakfast. in madison. I am sitting across from Tom. I am putting jelly on my toast and he is staring at me.Then he is snickering . This man dont make noise when he laughs, he turns purple and his face screws up and his body shakes. I am trying to ignore this . so I go back to my toast. I use half the packet so I need 2 for the 4 cut slices. I am one short and am puzzled. This is when I look and Tom is literally about to fall out of the booth . He looks like he is having a seizure he is laughing at my puzzled look. I take a bite of my toast staring at him and then it hits me, I have jellied both sides and have it all over me. (sigh) I said this is what happens with no coffee ! Then everyone is laughing at me including the waitress.
