Granny's gone and done it again

[CluckNDoodle]

I'm new & probably posting more than my normal, but I'm definitely a lurker. Lol I will chime in from time to time but will never be a heavy champ commenter.

 

[h2oratt]

Good morning y’all!

How are your reptiles?

 

[h2oratt]

Aww Granny, salted caramel is the thing nowadays.

Salted caramel is great but why ruin it with saltines. It must add the substance. Guess if you are eating all that sugar a few saltines won’t matter.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I'm new & probably posting more than my normal, but I'm definitely a lurker. Lol I will chime in from time to time but will never be a heavy champ commenter.

Welcome to Grannys, jump in when ever you like !

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Howdys all, I was up early but snoozed in my chair .


4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

 

[HuffleClaw]

How are your reptiles?

They’re good. I am having the TOUGHEST time trying to tame my newest leopard gecko though.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

we have the same problem.

Does Lucy still have good hearing?

 

[Wishing4Wings]

I'm new & probably posting more than my normal, but I'm definitely a lurker. Lol I will chime in from time to time but will never be a heavy champ commenter.

Welcome! I used to be lurkerish, but this thread drew me out of my hermit cave. Well, this thread and that I wanted to play with the emojis!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

They’re good. I am having the TOUGHEST time trying to tame my newest leopard gecko though.

How long have you had him/her? Find that favorite treat and I bet you'll have a new best friend soon.
Do you find they have personalities?

 

[CapricornFarm]

(Inhaling deeply) Oh Cap, that's beautiful!!!

Thanks!