Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I heard someone talking about Lent, and he said a kid had decided not to give up anything. Instead, he was going to do a good deed each day. Imagine if everyone did that. Chain reaction of kindness!

Have you scrubbed your forehead clean?

whats wrong with his head ? Ya'll got me fuzzled .

 

[Flock Master64]

NOPE  its fish   which is acceptable.   on Friday's,   and also Ash Wednesday    too bad I only like cod and halibut.  (the expensive stuff) 

Actually any type of sea food is acceptable    

been wondering if duck would work since it spends so much time on/in the water

I like walleye

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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LOL to many bones for me. And should there be just 1 bone in 100 pounds of fillets I will get it.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

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Ash Wednesday, a day of fasting, is the first day of Lent in Western Christianity. It occurs 46 days (40 fasting days, if the six Sundays, which are not days of fast, are excluded) before Easter and can fall as early as February 4 or as late as March 10.
Ash Wednesday - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash_Wednesday

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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a LOT of religion's on Ash weds made the sign of the cross on your forehead ashes are (at least catholic) made from the palms that we get on Palm Sunday from the year before

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....​

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

 

[Granny Hatchet]

a LOT of religion's on Ash weds made the sign of the cross on your forehead ashes are (at least catholic) made from the palms that we get on Palm Sunday from the year before

the "palms" you get ?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Palm Sunday is a Christian moveable feast that falls on the Sunday before Easter. The feast commemorates Jesus' triumphal entry into Jerusalem, an event mentioned in each of the four canonical Gospels.[3]
In many Christian denominations, worship services on Palm Sunday include a procession of the faithful carrying palms, representing the palm branches the crowd scattered in front of Jesus as he rode into Jerusalem. The difficulty of procuring palms in unfavorable climates led to their substitution with branches of native trees, including box, olive, willow, and yew. The Sunday was often named after these substitute trees, as in Yew Sunday, or by the general term Branch Sunday.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Palm Sunday is a Christian moveable feast that falls on the Sunday before Easter. The feast commemorates Jesus' triumphal entry into Jerusalem, an event mentioned in each of the four canonical Gospels.[3]
In many Christian denominations, worship services on Palm Sunday include a procession of the faithful carrying palms, representing the palm branches the crowd scattered in front of Jesus as he rode into Jerusalem. The difficulty of procuring palms in unfavorable climates led to their substitution with branches of native trees, including box, olive, willow, and yew. The Sunday was often named after these substitute trees, as in Yew Sunday, or by the general term Branch Sunday.

I see. so did you have real palms ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

how about Marty Robin's ?? Eddy Arnold ??

I listened to Marty. Not sure if I know Eddy. I know songs more then singers.