Granny's gone and done it again

[Kiki]

Nope, all polish ! you will need room to increase humidity at lock down. foil hand made pan ??

i love the way Granny thinks...thrifty!!!!

 

[BantyChooks]

This is how my mind works, Math, having 2 kids which reminds me of my ex and that reminds me of how I got #1 and that makes me sick to my stomach.  I was so stupid. I was just a baby myself . I was 15 yrs. when he was 20 and he was taking me out of the roller skating rink and across the street into to woods and got me drunk. First time I ever drank except when my sister gave me some peppermint snappes for a cold.

That's horrible, granny....

 

[h2oratt]

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected"

Make the unexpected expected?

 

Why do you press harder On the buttons of a remote control

When you know the batteries are dead?

Why do we wash bath towels?

Aren't we clean when we use them?

 

My key lock for my car is dead. So when I opened the door the alarm went off, couldn't get it off had to drive home with the horn honking. How embarrassing.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I'm bad about keeping dates and counting. So I have it on the calendar in my phone if it's important.

and that reminds me I have a drs. appt. the 9th and have no clue where the paper is and I was supposed to get my blood drawn.

 

[Kiki]

My key lock for my car is dead. So when I opened the door the alarm went off, couldn't get it off had to drive home with the horn honking. How embarrassing.

I just LAUGHED OUT LOUD! Hilarious!

Im still cracking up!!!!
Thank you.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

My key lock for my car is dead. So when I opened the door the alarm went off, couldn't get it off had to drive home with the horn honking. How embarrassing.

unhook the battery ?

 

[Kiki]

I am still laughing H2O..
Im not laughing at you but geez do you know how funny this is!!!
I can picture you sitting at a red light...horn honking.....you trying to hide in your seat as everyone is staring wondering wt heck is wrong with you.


I just cried again...tears down my face I am laughing so hard.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

That's horrible, granny....

That was a different life.

 

[Kiki]

unhook the battery ?

goofy...how would she have made it home??

 

[Granny Hatchet]

goofy...how would she have made it home??

she got a thumb dont she ?

hook it back up. would of stopped the alarm. Guess how I know this ? LOL