Granny's gone and done it again

[cherrynberry]

Oh and today is Kiki’s second birthday, so thats fun. Dropped by a local dog treat store and got her a few things. It’s hard shopping for her, since she is just SO darn picky. She ended up only eating the duck hearts and chicken necks. Seems like I gotta shop more on the raw side next time. Man, gotta love that picky gal.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town.”
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
"No, he went with Mom and Dad.”
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
When the young boy says. "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, No, "I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.
The boy thought for a moment...then says "you'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Lord yes

 

[h2oratt]

We’ve cooled down for the weekend. Doubt it will last very long.

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town.”
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
"No, he went with Mom and Dad.”
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
When the young boy says. "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, No, "I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.
The boy thought for a moment...then says "you'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."
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That’s funny

 

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[BigBlueHen53]

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Lol, I've seen that view!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Evening all. We finally got a little rain this afternoon. Very much appreciated. Our temps have been in the 90's, with heat indeces in triple digits. It was an odd rain, no lightning or thunder. Took the Weather Dog by surprise, he didn't hear it coming! Nice little cool down.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

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That's pretty, Granny. Wonder what that technique is?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

That's pretty, Granny. Wonder what that technique is?

dont know.