Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading
for Midway airport, leaned over to ask the driver
a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder
to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,
nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and
stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the
cab. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK?
I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of
me.
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the
driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap
on the shoulder would startle someone so
badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is
sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first
day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the past 24 years!