Granny's gone and done it again

[h2oratt]

You are paying them to take a deer for your own use. That also means that they think they own the deer and you're paying them to take one.


When we eat beans regularly we don't get gas. It's when we eat them once a month or so is when we have gas problems.

Yep that’s the government for you

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Im wore out. sweet dreams all

 

[Nomadicus]

Just dropped my smoke and burnt my finger. Did I mention I dropped one this morning and burned a hole in my night gown and my leg? I need a sign hanging around my neck.

A "No Smoking" sign?

 

[Nomadicus]

You are paying them to take a deer for your own use. That also means that they think they own the deer and you're paying them to take one.


When we eat beans regularly we don't get gas. It's when we eat them once a month or so is when we have gas problems.

I can eat them every day and get gas. Maybe if I did every day for a month it might clean me out of something that ails me inside?

 

[Nomadicus]

I'm going back to bed. I don't think anyone will show up now this time of the morning. I'm the crazy insomnia.

 

[CapricornFarm]

cut my arm and left a purple spot on a piece of cardboard today. Thats it ,I have developed old lady skin.

Another problem from smoking.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Well one of our barn cats got killed today on our road. Why don’t they stay on the back of our property

Cats are curious.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I take mine at 8:30.


What, exactly, is half of Zero?

Zero divided by 2. You each get your own zero.

 

[CapricornFarm]

That's awesome!

I just published an article.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Just dropped my smoke and burnt my finger. Did I mention I dropped one this morning and burned a hole in my night gown and my leg? I need a sign hanging around my neck.

You better give them up before you burn the house down!