I'm aware!

Just goofin', Granny.
Ow, Cap. I'm still waiting for my mouth to heal too. Still on a soup and soft foods diet. Yay.
We have outdoor frost-free spigots for watering our chickens too. Guess what. The one outside our back door is actually frozen. I did not know that was even possible. I haven't checked the other two. I'm afraid to. I think if they stay dry they'll be okay.
Granny, we're getting freezing rain starting tonight and continues all day tomorrow. And then it keeps raining but starts warming up. I think that continues Wednesday through Friday, with highs in the 50's. So weird.