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I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought nap time was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation. The biggest lie I tell myself is... I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it. I don't have gray hair... I have wisdom highlights! I'm just very wise. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At my age Getting Lucky means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. Now, I'm wondering... did I steal this meme from you, or did you steal it from me? Credit - original owner ( respect
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I'm back to..Gracie. Last night and this morning wasn't good. She screamed in bed, then cried this morning, jumped up but didn't limp off. Heart pain? I always thought she cried when she moved because of arthritis. Now I wonder. I was there when she cried and got up and really watched this time. No limping. Oh dear. This is hard, but a couple of good days out of a week... I think those good days were for me. Guess I'm asking for prayers now as to help me know best.
 
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Have the best day possible everyone. I've been taking care of the clinic girls this morning. They like to be held and talked to. Sometimes they even talk back. Ma's fixing hash browns and bunless hot dogs for lunch and then it will be nap time. I didn't have the worst night but it was far from a good one last night. Getting a little drizzle here. I'll take it. No work going on here today other than feed and water for the outdoor kids and take care of the produce we have in mid process. Ma is going to cut up and freeze the birds we processed on Friday. After my nap I will shuck the corn for her. All the peas got shelled last night and I think she is going to can them today. Hope we still have room in the freezer for all the sweet corn.
 
LTAY1946 said:
We will stop in at Walmart on Wednesday for a handful of things that are needed. I need some lancets and something else if I ever remember what it is.
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Nice!!! I don’t really need anything right now but was gonna get Brew some more food and also get myself some zero sugar juices. But I just went shopping with someone from my team Thursday at the regular grocery store and my brother and I were just at Walmart yesterday so I should have gotten what I needed then but I didn’t want to take too long lol
 

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