Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

true story, Drs. wanted to put someone elses poop up my SD butt for the good bacteria.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Granny while we where in the process of moving from TN to down here in AL a neighbor blew a gasket pushing.... He is wearing a bag now. Keep working at it in small increments so you don't blow a gasket and that would mean a hazmat crew would be called in.

I was prepping for upper and lower GI when I fell.

 

[Nomadicus]

Now that everyone has eaten their evening meal I think this is one that even might send Twist to the showers. Wonder what @troyer is going to think about it.

https://www.livescience.com/14669-poop-meat-safety.html

 

[Nomadicus]

I was prepping for upper and lower GI when I fell.

Now you know what not to do when prepping again. Some of us try harder than others to get out of having tubes ran down our throats and up our Uh uh lower unit.

 

[microchick]

I put mine off until I found myself lying on the bathroom floor semiconscious barfing and following that filling the porcelain throne with blood. Turned out I had a long standing gastritis/colitis that just went nuclear and landed me having the colonoscopy that I had put off for years plus an endoscopy. Now I wish I had done the colonoscopy when I was 65 because the IBS with C had caused me to have diverticular disease on top of it which had caused the diverticular colic/colitis/bleed.

Motto to the story. Get the danged colonoscopy. It don't hurt.

It's so much fun getting old, but hey, it's better than the alternative.

It hit 99.8 here today and had me running out to squirt the birds with cold water and make sure they had fresh water for drinking. I had one little hen who thought that she needed to sit on a single egg and help hard boil it. I just kept squirting her with my spray bottle till she decided that it was the better part of valor to abandon her quest before I drowned her.

Then at 5:30 it started to thunder, then it started pouring and is still pouring. So far we have had 5 inches of rain and looks like more is behind the storms that just went through. I ran out at 8 to lock up with lightning bolts dancing overhead and thunder crashes that proved that I can still run the three hundred feet between the house and the coop. It helps that it's down hill a bit, lol.

It would be nice if the weather guessers would get it right once.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I put mine off until I found myself lying on the bathroom floor semiconscious barfing and following that filling the porcelain throne with blood. Turned out I had a long standing gastritis/colitis that just went nuclear and landed me having the colonoscopy that I had put off for years plus an endoscopy. Now I wish I had done the colonoscopy when I was 65 because the IBS with C had caused me to have diverticular disease on top of it which had caused the diverticular colic/colitis/bleed.

Motto to the story. Get the danged colonoscopy. It don't hurt.

It's so much fun getting old, but hey, it's better than the alternative.

It hit 99.8 here today and had me running out to squirt the birds with cold water and make sure they had fresh water for drinking. I had one little hen who thought that she needed to sit on a single egg and help hard boil it. I just kept squirting her with my spray bottle till she decided that it was the better part of valor to abandon her quest before I drowned her.

Then at 5:30 it started to thunder, then it started pouring and is still pouring. So far we have had 5 inches of rain and looks like more is behind the storms that just went through. I ran out at 8 to lock up with lightning bolts dancing overhead and thunder crashes that proved that I can still run the three hundred feet between the house and the coop. It helps that it's down hill a bit, lol.

It would be nice if the weather guessers would get it right once.

OMG

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I put mine off until I found myself lying on the bathroom floor semiconscious barfing and following that filling the porcelain throne with blood. Turned out I had a long standing gastritis/colitis that just went nuclear and landed me having the colonoscopy that I had put off for years plus an endoscopy. Now I wish I had done the colonoscopy when I was 65 because the IBS with C had caused me to have diverticular disease on top of it which had caused the diverticular colic/colitis/bleed.

Yikes, Chick!

Motto to the story. Get the danged colonoscopy. It don't hurt.

Hear! Hear!

It's so much fun getting old, but hey, it's better than the alternative.

It hit 99.8 here today and had me running out to squirt the birds with cold water and make sure they had fresh water for drinking. I had one little hen who thought that she needed to sit on a single egg and help hard boil it. I just kept squirting her with my spray bottle till she decided that it was the better part of valor to abandon her quest before I drowned her.

Then at 5:30 it started to thunder, then it started pouring and is still pouring. So far we have had 5 inches of rain and looks like more is behind the storms that just went through. I ran out at 8 to lock up with lightning bolts dancing overhead and thunder crashes that proved that I can still run the three hundred feet between the house and the coop. It helps that it's down hill a bit, lol.

Double yikes! Good thing you didn't fall down! Send some of that wet stuff down here to the SE portion of the state, wouldja? The grass is getting crispy down here.

It would be nice if the weather guessers would get it right once.

Well, they told US you might get rough wx! Didden they tell YOU, lol?

 

[Nomadicus]

I put mine off until I found myself lying on the bathroom floor semiconscious barfing and following that filling the porcelain throne with blood. Turned out I had a long standing gastritis/colitis that just went nuclear and landed me having the colonoscopy that I had put off for years plus an endoscopy. Now I wish I had done the colonoscopy when I was 65 because the IBS with C had caused me to have diverticular disease on top of it which had caused the diverticular colic/colitis/bleed.

Motto to the story. Get the danged colonoscopy. It don't hurt.

It's so much fun getting old, but hey, it's better than the alternative.

It hit 99.8 here today and had me running out to squirt the birds with cold water and make sure they had fresh water for drinking. I had one little hen who thought that she needed to sit on a single egg and help hard boil it. I just kept squirting her with my spray bottle till she decided that it was the better part of valor to abandon her quest before I drowned her.

Then at 5:30 it started to thunder, then it started pouring and is still pouring. So far we have had 5 inches of rain and looks like more is behind the storms that just went through. I ran out at 8 to lock up with lightning bolts dancing overhead and thunder crashes that proved that I can still run the three hundred feet between the house and the coop. It helps that it's down hill a bit, lol.

It would be nice if the weather guessers would get it right once.

I've had at least two and maybe 3. Next one due in Sept of 2026. I have no problems. Lost a very dear friend because he didn't want to go through the testing.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

well the excitement never ends.
I guess it took Tom coming out of his bedroom covered in blood to make me go. That bad spot on his arm opened up. Robert and I got him cleaned up and Robert put his clothes in the wash while I tucked Tom in but he wouldn't go to his bed. He is out here the one night I decided to try and sleep in my bed.

 

[Nomadicus]

well the excitement never ends.
I guess it took Tom coming out of his bedroom covered in blood to make me go. That bad spot on his arm opened up. Robert and I got him cleaned up and Robert put his clothes in the wash while I tucked Tom in but he wouldn't go to his bed. He is out here the one night I decided to try and sleep in my bed.

I'm going to try an easier method. I'm going to give my bag of prunes a workout.