Granny's gone and done it again

[h2oratt]

Spoiler

What do you get when you cross a witch and a sandcastle?

A sand-witch.


What do you call a haunted chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.


What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What’s a werewolf’s favorite vegetable?


Arooooooogula!

I have an r rated one

 

[h2oratt]

I have an r rated one

Why can't witches get pregnant?


Cause their husbands have hollow-weenies.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I have an r rated one

Why can't witches get pregnant?


Cause their husbands have hollow-weenies.

OMG

 

[h2oratt]

Hi all.

Hi

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Howdys all, I slept til 6 am from I think around 2. Then went back to sleep til 10. That's the most sleep Ive had in a long while. I called surgeons office today to ask why He wouldn't operate. Nurse said I wasn't a candidate and he doesn't think he can help me. So, that's their response.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Hi

What’s up!?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

People with hypokalemia (low blood potassium levels) can experience signs and symptoms such as tiredness, constipation, heart palpitations, muscle weakness, tingling, and numbness. Severely low potassium levels can induce irregular heart rhythms. These abnormal heart rhythms can be life-threatening.

Whoo! Thanks, Granny.

I bathed Brew on Sunday apparently but I’m going to bathe him again soon so he can smell like apples instead of coconut verbena also because he’s constantly getting himself dirty anyways lol

Had to bathe Jenny today. She loves to roll and she found something revolting to roll in today. She does not like getting in the shower at all, at all! She was pretty nasty! GC bathed her.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Whoo! Thanks, Granny.

Had to bathe Jenny today. She loves to roll and she found something revolting to roll in today. She does not like getting in the shower at all, at all! She was pretty nasty! GC bathed her.

Oh wow!!!! Yeah Brew rolled in nastiness. I thought it was mud or poop all week but I finally told my dad about it today and what day it was and he said it was rotten zucchini LOL I was like it didn’t look like zucchini and it was kinda chunky. He said that’s cause it dried lol I guess he saw him rolling in it.

 

[h2oratt]

Howdys all, I slept til 6 am from I think around 2. Then went back to sleep til 10. That's the most sleep Ive had in a long while. I called surgeons office today to ask why He wouldn't operate. Nurse said I wasn't a candidate and he doesn't think he can help me. So, that's their response.

Did you ask them for a diagnosis?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Did you ask them for a diagnosis?

no, they said they are sending a letter to my Dr. I guess I will see it then.