Three old guys met for coffee one morning.
Says the 60-year old, “what sucks about turning 60 is that you go to the bathroom at 6am to pee, and nothing comes out.”
Says the 70-year old, “what sucks about turning 70 is that you go to the bathroom at 6:30am to poop, and nothing comes out.”
They asked the 80-year old what his problem was. He said, “I pee at 6am, poop at 6:30am . . . and roll out of bed at 7am.”
Says the 60-year old, “what sucks about turning 60 is that you go to the bathroom at 6am to pee, and nothing comes out.”
Says the 70-year old, “what sucks about turning 70 is that you go to the bathroom at 6:30am to poop, and nothing comes out.”
They asked the 80-year old what his problem was. He said, “I pee at 6am, poop at 6:30am . . . and roll out of bed at 7am.”