Granny's gone and done it again

Three old guys met for coffee one morning.

Says the 60-year old, “what sucks about turning 60 is that you go to the bathroom at 6am to pee, and nothing comes out.”

Says the 70-year old, “what sucks about turning 70 is that you go to the bathroom at 6:30am to poop, and nothing comes out.”

They asked the 80-year old what his problem was. He said, “I pee at 6am, poop at 6:30am . . . and roll out of bed at 7am.”
 
I got tiny white raised bumps in my mouth. After the Dr. told me to go on that special diet she gives me a mouthwash like Listerine. It burns like fire. Called them today and told them there's no way I can use that and was told that's the only thing that will heal me. I think the antibiotics are helping though because there are not many today
 
I got tiny white raised bumps in my mouth. After the Dr. told me to go on that special diet she gives me a mouthwash like Listerine. It burns like fire. Called them today and told them there's no way I can use that and was told that's the only thing that will heal me. I think the antibiotics are helping though because there are not many today
If the raised bumps are fungral antibiotics will not help but may make them worse. Hence the need for a probiotic. That's what I've been taught. That's when I made myself try yogurt. And liked it. First time for every thing. Well maybe not everything but a lot of new things.
 

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