Granny's gone and done it again

OMG I’m rich and didn’t even know it!
Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidneys,
And an inexhaustible supply of natural gas!
💨

Never thought I’d accumulate so much wealth in my old age!
🤣
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The test only goes back 3 generations apparently so not likely. But they do actually have a purebred kit too that I’m not sure what it does. I guess confirms if it’s purebred and/or finds family members for you? And of course tests health as well. So yeah.
It checks for health tests. I do them on all my breeding dogs. We have some bad genetic
Diseases we can test for
 
Why don't stores put up high posts (raised) solar panels over parking lots? It would create shade for vehicles, a dry area during rain and the stores would profit from the electricity? Sometimes you see a large field with solar panels, making the field useless for anything else. There's hardly any shade in parking lots
They do here. Schools all types of businesses, it is good cause then you park in shade
 
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip. 🤗

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