Granny's gone and done it again

Sammy would not have liked our place last night then. Very noisy wet thunderstorm. And some lowlife took off with hubbys pushbike too, despite it being chained up.
The perils of living in town. He will check the security camera footage when he gets home from work.
Keep well all.
Wow that sucks!
 
It's outlawed here because it killed a girl. The guy in this story was extremely lucky or just had a very hard skull.


Aw, Granny, sad news indeed. Aortic valve? In his heart? Aortic root, where the aorta leaves the heart and connects to the rest of the body? Abdominal aorta, down lower?
I didn't ask, He had already told me more than I wanted to hear.
 
Sammy would not have liked our place last night then. Very noisy wet thunderstorm. And some lowlife took off with hubbys pushbike too, despite it being chained up.
The perils of living in town. He will check the security camera footage when he gets home from work.
Keep well all.
That's terrible! Despicable! And outrageous! I hope the thief is recognizable and identifiable. And I hope he gets a flat tire and his pant leg gets caught in the chain in the middle of crazy traffic and his mother is unable to get anyone's attention to help him as she runs barking frantically along the curb.

Yeah I'm not that creative. I read somethng similar in an old Reader's digest back when I was a kid. It tickled my evil funny bone then and I've never forgotten it. Seriously though, I hope your husband gets his bike back. Is he still able to ride?
 
Here is a little Lol for y'all. So you know Sammy does not like storms. He was lyning here beside me on the other half of the love seat. And suddenly he jumped up, landed right in the middle of my gut and stood there trembling, then got between my knees, looking around and scared like he does when he hears thunder. I was like, What the! Because we are not expecting any weather till Sunday! Looked on the radar and ...nothing! Clear skies all the way across OK. Then I heard it. A little rumble. Ha, I know. Texted DH downstairs: are you opening and closing closet door by chance? Yup, says he. That's what Sammy heard. I tried to tell Sammy what he was hearing but he didn't believe me. Of course not. Just call me Cassandra! :lau
Bandit acts like this. When he sees a fly... :th
 

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