Granny's gone and done it again

Hi everyone. Granny, I read that you didn't need that bucket on your drive today after all. Well that's good. I still think a cork is a perfect remedy. :) Have a cousin that wanted to show pig ln the county Fair once. So he stuck a cork up that pigs rear thinking this will fatten him up. Well It did. When he got that pig to the fair it was nearly twice as big as any pig there. Problem was he also carried along his pet monkey. Well that monkey got to messing around behind that pig and you guessed it he pulled that cork out of that pigs butt. The explosion was near ear shattering. Crap was flying everywhere, people were running and screaming, ducking and dodging. When it finally all settled down my uncle turned to my cousin and asked "Where'd that monkey get off to?" Cousin said "The last I saw of him he trying his best to get that cork back in that pig's butt".
 
Hi everyone. Granny, I read that you didn't need that bucket on your drive today after all. Well that's good. I still think a cork is a perfect remedy. :) Have a cousin that wanted to show pig ln the county Fair once. So he stuck a cork up that pigs rear thinking this will fatten him up. Well It did. When he got that pig to the fair it was nearly twice as big as any pig there. Problem was he also carried along his pet monkey. Well that monkey got to messing around behind that pig and you guessed it he pulled that cork out of that pigs butt. The explosion was near ear shattering. Crap was flying everywhere, people were running and screaming, ducking and dodging. When it finally all settled down my uncle turned to my cousin and asked "Where'd that furniture monkey get off to?" Cousin said "The last I saw of him he trying his best to get that cork back in that pig's butt".
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