Granny's gone and done it again

Yeah, husband asked me one day if i could get my fat a $$ up into a raised truck. If looks could kill, he would be dead! Yes, i know i am fat. But i don't like to be called FAT! If i didn't depend so much on food for comfort, maybe i would not be so round! It is a symptom of my depression.
 
COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE! (A Classic)

Marvin came home from work and called to his wife, Sheila.

“Sheila, where are you?”

“I’m hiding.”

“Sheila darling, where are you?”

“I’m hiding.”

“Love of my life, where are you?” he asked again.

“I’m hiding.”

“Sheila, I bought you those pearls you vanted. Where are you?”

“I’m hiding …………………………………….. in the front closet.”
 

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