Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

Hmm, I could look for a pattern I guess. By the time I bought everything it would be cheaper to just buy some though. If I thought I could do it without the pattern and make them the way I like it would be worth it.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Has Wishing been on today ?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Has Wishing been on today ?

DON'T THINK SO.

 

[campingshaws]

Hmm, I could look for a pattern I guess. By the time I bought everything it would be cheaper to just buy some though. If I thought I could do it without the pattern and make them the way I like it would be worth it.

Make what?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Make what?

nightgown.

 

[pertnear09]

nightgowns ! his and hers.

Made me think of an old country song "His and hers". Might have been by George and Tammy

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I like a pretty gown . Not sure why I dont wear them. LOL

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

NOT THERE YET BUT

used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .



I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.


I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.


I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.


I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.


I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.


I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.


I am older than 60, which makes me a bit less than I used to be.


I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.


I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.


I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.


I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.


Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends a basket of deplorables.


I need to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found challenges in my life and my thinking!


I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!


Funny . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!


And if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with.

I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!


In God We Trust.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Made me think of an old country song "His and hers". Might have been by George and Tammy

I was listening to a bunch of old country today. I wouldnt of remembered them songs in a million yrs but could sing along to every one of them.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Please read!!!!!


Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.



George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"



She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"



While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .

why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"



So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .

and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.



After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."



It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.