Granny's gone and done it again

Twist, there has been some milk wars going on here . wal mart has a gallon for $1.47 I believe and its what we drink but they used to carry Deans and that was close to $5. a gallon . I liked it pretty good but got used to the cheaper stuff.
 
NOT THERE YET BUT

used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .



I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.


I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.


I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.


I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.


I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.


I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.


I am older than 60, which makes me a bit less than I used to be.


I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.


I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.


I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.


I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.


Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends a basket of deplorables.


I need to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found challenges in my life and my thinking!


I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!


Funny . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!


And if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with.

I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!


In God We Trust.
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Twist, there has been some milk wars going on here . wal mart has a gallon for $1.47 I believe and its what we drink but they used to carry Deans and that was close to $5. a gallon . I liked it pretty good but got used to the cheaper stuff.

There is a North Dakota dairy brand that is VERY VERY good almost like raw in flavor and $2.35 a 1/2 gallon which is what I buy if I go thru the gallon of raw I get a week.
 

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