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Granny's gone and done it again
- Thread starter Granny Hatchet
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ROUNDSEL BWERDS.
You're not helping lol
They are so cute!!! That black n white one, such a stunner!! And the white derpy one, last off the ramp haha.
I know they're feeling a bit off. The last thing my girls need is some kidlet chasing them.
Though that didn't stop the Marans and rocks from jumping up on the chair when I was having my coffee this am lol.
Star:
OF COURSE IM NOT HELPING!
I need everyone to have scovies. 
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OF COURSE IM NOT HELPING!
I need everyone to have scovies. e
Star:
OF COURSE IM NOT HELPING!
Haha. Once we get settled and can set up a duck pond...SOCVIES MUST HAPPEN!!!
The sounds they make!!! The wagging of their little tails!!! The derpy-mess!!!
*edit cause darn you autocorrect derpy-ness not mess!!
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The coach had put together the perfect
team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good
quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European
leagues, but he couldn't find a super athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl
win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw
a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted
a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade
straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand grenade 75 yards
away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car
going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!” the coach
said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and
teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super
Bowl.
The young man is hailed as the great hero
of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants
is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just
won the Super Bowl !"
"I don't want to talk to you", the old
woman says."You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother,"
the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm
here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother
retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch
of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she
doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then
tearfullysays,..........
"I will never forgive you for making us
move to Chicago !!!!"
team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good
quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European
leagues, but he couldn't find a super athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl
win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw
a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted
a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade
straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand grenade 75 yards
away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car
going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!” the coach
said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and
teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super
Bowl.
The young man is hailed as the great hero
of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants
is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just
won the Super Bowl !"
"I don't want to talk to you", the old
woman says."You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother,"
the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm
here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother
retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch
of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she
doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then
tearfullysays,..........
"I will never forgive you for making us
move to Chicago !!!!"
The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the Bar just outside the American Legion Post.
A ragged old Army ground pounder was standing near the edge with a fishing line in the puddle.
A curious young Marine Fighter Pilot came over to him and asked what he was doing. "Fishing," the old Sergeant simply said.
"Poor old fool," the Marine Officer thought to himself, and he invited the old Army Soldier into the Bar for a drink.
As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the haughty Fighter Pilot asked, "And how many have you caught today?"
"You're number ten," the old Army Sergeant answered. “2 Air Force, 3 Navy & 5 Marines.”;
A ragged old Army ground pounder was standing near the edge with a fishing line in the puddle.
A curious young Marine Fighter Pilot came over to him and asked what he was doing. "Fishing," the old Sergeant simply said.
"Poor old fool," the Marine Officer thought to himself, and he invited the old Army Soldier into the Bar for a drink.
As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the haughty Fighter Pilot asked, "And how many have you caught today?"
"You're number ten," the old Army Sergeant answered. “2 Air Force, 3 Navy & 5 Marines.”;
APPLE DOES IT AGAIN:
Apple computer announced today~
that it has developed a computer chip-that can store and play stereo music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost between $499 and $699,
depending on ‘speaker size’.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Apple computer announced today~
that it has developed a computer chip-that can store and play stereo music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost between $499 and $699,
depending on ‘speaker size’.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Star:
OF COURSE IM NOT HELPING!
Haha. Once we get settled and can set up a duck pond...SOCVIES MUST HAPPEN!!!
The sounds they make!!! The wagging of their little tails!!! The derpy-mess!!!
*edit cause darn you autocorrect derpy-ness not mess!!
Mess is also accurate.
They're still making baby sounds, but I'm hearing some adult noises mixing in. 
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