Granny's gone and done it again

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I think it was six. We lost one right away as she had them in the middle of the night on my bed and the poor pup fell to the floor and I think just got chilled to death.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

It may be "polite to belch" somewhere else but not at my table at least not with out excusing yourself.

Mirror Mirror on the wall I am my mother after all

I have a coffee cup that says that. I bought for my mom. She put it in the dog food for a scoop.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Think I will keep one from this litter just incase Beth takes after her "aunt"

 

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My mind is whirling today. I cant stop my memory's . One right after another . Is this how normal people think? i am diagnosed with double dementia. Ya, Ya'll know I cant have just one of anything. LOL My memory has been improving since I have been on BYC. I know I repeat myself sometimes but I dont know how often ! My IBS is working overtime too. Wish I had a valium. So with being said :

Tom and I hadnt been married very long but he was white headed when I met him. We had a full basement and decided on a pool table. 7ft. slate and I recovered it . He was good, very good. Me not so much. i decided to make him a bet. who ever won got to do whatever they wanted to the other. I never worked so hard in my life ! hahaa I won !! Maybe he let me . IDK but anyway he owned a pr. of handcuffs . another IDKwhy and thinking he was about to be the luckiest man in the world I cuffed him to a metal pole down there. My DIL had gave me a box of just for men with no instructions. LOL I dumped it on his hair and not knowing it was supposed to be 5 min. It stayed on for about 20. It was supposed to blend with your natural hair color but I guess it didnt have anything to go by because when he rinsed it off he had a head full of brownish orange hair !

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Guess Im used to these heathens here . they will fart while i am eating.

 

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I am assuming she was NOT amused

 

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Guess Im used to these heathens here . they will fart while i am eating.

two words for that "butt plugs"

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I am assuming she was NOT amused

guess not . LOL
terrible to lose a pup like that. what a thing to wake up to.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

two words for that "butt plugs"

they need a foot up their butt.

 

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yep what finally woke me up was the second one "screaming" as it was coldish as well and poor Lu wasn't sure what to do. First time mother