Dad Jokes😂

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[RECKLESSTEEGAN2011]

Great Grandad joke! He said it all the time to my grandad's girlfriends when they came over! What are the 3 kinds of kisses?
PEACHES, PRUNES, AND ALFALFA!
EDIT: Grandad tells it to this day!!!

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I threw my dog a ball.

Extravagant I know, but she looks gorgeous in an evening gown.

 

[notabitail]

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So is this joke.

 

[notabitail]

@Smoked Brisket for next time you need to make someone have the urge to make you touch an oven:

 

[Smoked Brisket]

"You're mad at the U.S. because we have 50 States?"

"Yes. My country only has solid, gas and liquid."

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I lost a dear friend & drinking buddy in a
tragic accident last weekend.

He got his finger caught in a wedding band.