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twisted-acres-farm said:
[COLOR=000000]These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:[/COLOR]
[COLOR=000000]1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." [/COLOR] 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite) 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 5 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you." (LOVE IT) 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center ) 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS....​
[COLOR=000000]16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."[/COLOR]
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This is cracking me up. Lol this morning.
 
Morning, gang!!

Got DH off to work, DD in the shower and enjoying a few minutes of quiet before I get the boys stirred for the day.......hoping to hit the road within the hour for the farm. Kids want to stop at a little place along the way where we can get some special (local berry) syrups and such for them to take back with them, so times a wastin', lol.

Looking forward to tomorrow, it's a "not much on the agenda" day - think DH and SIL are going to a movie - works out well since neither DD nor I have any desire to see it, had they not been here we'd both have felt obligated to go/take one of them. Not sure what DD, DS and I will find to get into, maybe nothing at all. Monday we are driving out to Multnomah Falls - SIL saw a picture of them before their trip and asked DD if we could go see them while they are here - pretty sure we'd take them to see/do just about anything at this point. SIL keeps talking very seriously about them moving out this way once he's done with his current contract (Nat'l Guard - it's a specialized unit so he can't transfer to a different location for his drill/training obligations - by then they should be at a point in the house they bought last year that they can sell and come out with enough to make the move. Not sure just how far West they'll come, talk of anything from Colorado to Oregon, but anything is closer than Ohio. Nothing is certain, but this mama has her fingers crossed, lol.

Hope everyone enjoys a fabulous Saturday today!
 
These are my two favorite pics, both Cozumel. It rained for a few minutes while we were at the beach, so I put the kids under that towel. (They were cold.)

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Ol Grey Mare said:
Morning, gang!!

Got DH off to work, DD in the shower and enjoying a few minutes of quiet before I get the boys stirred for the day.......hoping to hit the road within the hour for the farm. Kids want to stop at a little place along the way where we can get some special (local berry) syrups and such for them to take back with them, so times a wastin', lol.

Looking forward to tomorrow, it's a "not much on the agenda" day - think DH and SIL are going to a movie - works out well since neither DD nor I have any desire to see it, had they not been here we'd both have felt obligated to go/take one of them. Not sure what DD, DS and I will find to get into, maybe nothing at all. Monday we are driving out to Multnomah Falls - SIL saw a picture of them before their trip and asked DD if we could go see them while they are here - pretty sure we'd take them to see/do just about anything at this point. SIL keeps talking very seriously about them moving out this way once he's done with his current contract (Nat'l Guard - it's a specialized unit so he can't transfer to a different location for his drill/training obligations - by then they should be at a point in the house they bought last year that they can sell and come out with enough to make the move. Not sure just how far West they'll come, talk of anything from Colorado to Oregon, but anything is closer than Ohio. Nothing is certain, but this mama has her fingers crossed, lol.

Hope everyone enjoys a fabulous Saturday today!
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thats great news ! Very sweet the boys are going for the day so you can get alone time with your kids. Maybe mama might need to be on the lookout for a deal thats too good to pass up ?
 

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