Granny's gone and done it again

I am going to bed. Im to old to stay up parting this late. I see some just coming on and I wish I could stay to chat .
sweet dreams all. Hope you have a lovly evening/night.
 
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Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you, at 85 years old,
to spend an additional 5 months alive in a nursing
home at $4,500 per month.


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My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.


The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...



I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.



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I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good, doesn't he.'


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If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.


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“Now, if we could just get men to listen!!!!!!”


We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.


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If anything matters, then everything matters. Because you are important, everything you do is important. Every time you forgive, the universe changes; every time you reach out and touch a heart or a life, the world changes; with every kindness, a purpose is accomplished and nothing will be the same again. --W. Paul Young
 
I am going to bed. Im to old to stay up parting this late. I see some just coming on and I wish I could stay to chat .
sweet dreams all. Hope you have a lovly evening/night.
good night dear heart I am right behind you. After some grub and shower and crap I make my bed washed the sheets and such today.
 
How many cats do you have ?
Uh. Lucian, Snowie, Fuji, Mustacheo and Bengal. 5? They are all barn cats. Except Lucian lol he's a sissy.

Love the bengal cats. Never had one. Heard they act more like dogs.
They are pretty. My Bengal is not a Bengal cat lol it's her name...because she's feral and will eat you alive. And her eyes are so big compared to her face.
 

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