Me: blah blah blah Hawkeye room.
Worst staff: OMG YOU HAVE A HAWKEYE ROOM??
Me: yes.
Her: WAIT-- is your definition of a hot guy room the same as my definition of a hot guy room??
Me: HAWK. EYES.
Her: OHHHH dang! I thought you said you had a hot guy room.
Me: I do. It's where my husband sleeps.
Worst staff: OMG YOU HAVE A HAWKEYE ROOM??
Me: yes.
Her: WAIT-- is your definition of a hot guy room the same as my definition of a hot guy room??
Me: HAWK. EYES.
Her: OHHHH dang! I thought you said you had a hot guy room.
Me: I do. It's where my husband sleeps.

she is also one that hasn't been to my house yet.
