Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

Thank you Ally I have a feeling I might have a couple bruises and some sore muscles tomorrow but I am ok.

Granny, you have to take care of yourself woman. How can you care for them if you are out of it? You scare us to death!

 

[jane s chickens]

Went to gd's volleyball game.

 

[pertnear09]

Had an out building collapse in on itself today. A 12 x30. Been expecting it to go to a long time. Well today was the day. Now comes the fun of getting rid of it. Won't be fun

 

[campingshaws]

Is this a zip? Two others were pipped, and I made holes in three. All six still alive at this point.

 

[willzpapa]

I'm out y'all play purty. Ya hear ???

 

[jane s chickens]

Bonfire

 

[CapricornFarm]

Had an out building collapse in on itself today. A 12 x30. Been expecting it to go to a long time. Well today was the day. Now comes the fun of getting rid of it. Won't be fun

Some people sell the lumber and make the buyer take it apart.

 

[pertnear09]

I

Bonfire

. I wish but it's half of a trailer house. So it's metal sides and top. Plus it's crammed up against a long line of cedar's. Set the country side on fire. I'm just stuck with taking it apart a piece at a time without it reaching out and biting me

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I got this from my cousin and IMMEDIATELY thought of @BantyChooks

Two Indians and I


were walking through the woods.


All of a sudden one of the Indians


ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.



"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"


he called into the cave and listened closely


until he heard an answering,


"Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!


He then tore off his clothes


and ran into the cave.



I was puzzled


and asked the remaining Indian


what it was all about.


"Was that Indian crazy or what?"





The Indian replied


"No, It is our custom during mating season


when Indian men see cave, they holler


'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.


If they get an answer back,


it means there's a beautiful woman


in there waiting for us."





Just then they came upon another cave.


The second Indian ran up to the cave,


stopped, and hollered,


"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"


Immediately, there was the answer.


"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep


inside.


He also tore off his clothes and ran into the


opening.





I wandered around in the woods


alone for a while, and then spied a third large


cave.


As I looked in amazement at the size


of the huge opening, I was thinking,


"Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!


It's bigger than those the Indians found.


There must be some really big, fine woman in


this cave!"


I stood in front of the opening


and hollered with all my might,


"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"





Like the others, I then heard an answering


call,


"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"


With a gleam in my eye and a smile on my face,


I raced into the cave,


tearing off my clothes as I ran.



The following day,


the headline of the local newspaper read ... ..








NAKED CANADIAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!


Don’t feel bad… I didn’t see it coming


either.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I
. I wish but it's half of a trailer house. So it's metal sides and top. Plus it's crammed up against a long line of cedar's. Set the country side on fire. I'm just stuck with taking it apart a piece at a time without it reaching out and biting me

sounds like a chicken coop to me.